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the closest thing to perfect,
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[Aug. 21st, 2009|10:12 am] |
Lesson number 01
A man is getting into the shower
just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time,
you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson number 02
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson number 03
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson number 04
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree'
sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?'
replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,
and found it actually gave him enough strength
to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you there..
Lesson number 05
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut
because life's like that. (:
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 21st, 2009|09:46 am] |
"and if you’re not comfortable within yourself,
you can’t be comfortable with others."
school has just begun and im already dreading it. just 4 months of break and i've alrdy forgotten how the school system really works.
i totally forgotten about the name tag that we had to put in front to label ourselves and almost forgotten the icy cold feeling of school.
maybe because i havent been very much involved in school, which explains the lack of interest in school and school related stuff.
i have been going on and on and on about the horrible school like ive been having ever since school started a year ago.
maybe people were right about me coming to the school. maybe this school isnt suitable for me afterall. all the hype.
and friends in school. probably can count with ten fingers. pathetic hhuh. i will try to turn things around and start to be more involved in school instead of just being a spectator all the time. nobody said it was going to be easy.. but how hard can it be.. hohos. sounds like im comforting myself.
when people put you down enough, you start to believe it.
The bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that? |
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| beepbeepbobeepbeep |
[Jul. 12th, 2009|12:06 am] |
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say,
and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
But who are we to judge anyway. sigh
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| pig |
[Jul. 7th, 2009|10:14 pm] |
don't go back on your words. it hurts
lying is just as bad |
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| yes we are |
[Jul. 3rd, 2009|01:39 am] |
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we are so fragile |
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| its never enough |
[Jun. 8th, 2009|01:11 am] |
i thought everything was all over a year ago.
i didnt forget but i just chose to throw it at the back of my head but with occasional slips.
and then the day before, you just have to smack it in my face to tell me that and compare.
you know i hate being compared and i hate having to lose when compared. WO BU GAN XIN.
i thought it was enough. but you just reminded me that it wasnt. that enough was never enough. |
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| left 4dead |
[Jun. 8th, 2009|12:30 am] |
pure addiction to the game. and just today while we were gaming. there was this seemingly normal person who joined our game lobby to team up with us after several failed missions with tee and thriple L. so this weirdo by the name of sexy nick joined us and being a team game, it ended up being a shoot your team mates to death game. and that sicko happen to sit beside my dear koko. very good. he killed a random player although the player is chui you dont need to kill ppl lo. that idiot. and when the game was about to end leaving 2 man standing meaning i and him. he killed me so he emerged victorous. yucks! so angry at the sicko. shoot him to death with my imaginary gun the next time i see him. rwar. and there were two selfish blokes who didnt use their spare life packs to heal the team and left us to die and themselves to die.. HAHAHAHA good for you! and that sicko left with us omg!!!
i seriously thought he followed us till the bus stop and i told sky about it and he was about to sleep alrdy beforehand but he waited till i got home and called me to check if im home even though he had to wake up real early tmr *touched* ~wipes tears~ haha!
gym-ed before gaming today and it was like -_- seriously i think my legs are coming off from the joints alrdy. ah but what to do... sad
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| jump with me |
[Jun. 3rd, 2009|11:59 pm] |
Oh, make some big jumps, big jumps.
You're afraid to break some bones.Come on make some big jumps, big jumps Life is yours alone. You hold your head up, your head up high, Like you think I do. that night was hyper. yo.
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| Little miss bored |
[May. 15th, 2009|08:20 pm] |
its been hmm.. counting.. one month minus five days since my holiday officially started omg! and i can barely remember anything significant that happened. geeez its getting bad. while skyping with allena she asked me what we did on wednesday and i told her we went to lan together with her boy, which to my horror was a week ago. :( i think i left my brain in the freezer for the past one month and i need to defrost it right now. well well.. what can i say when i get what i have always wished for. a great deal of rest which i wanted when school was in. sighsigh. sleeping late nights and waking up in the afternoons for bfast at 11.45pm and lunch at 1pm. how great is that. everytime the boy calls i am sleeping and have to sleep talk and wake up not remembering what i uttered. he says i am getting lazier and pigger. oh no! sobbs -_- he says i should be utilising my time, speaking like my dad who wants me to study for my next sem alrdy because of my 见不得光 gpa ! @_@  
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| some things are best left unspoken |
[May. 6th, 2009|12:42 pm] |
“ Some things are hard to write about. After something happens to you, you go to write it down, and either you over dramatize it or underplay it, exaggerate the wrong parts or ignore the important ones. At any rate, you never write it quite the way you want to.
“ And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter— they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in the small cramped dark inside you so long.
“ … There were some things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them and let them hurt me.
“ I knew that there were no guarantees. No way of knowing what came next for me, for him, or anybody. Some things don’t last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there.
“ Love happens; it is so incredibly messy. People around you can’t comprehend why you do the things you do, or why you fight so hard for something that seems to cause you so much pain, because simply, they can’t see. They can’t see the invisible ring of insanity that surrounds you when you’re in love. It’s inconvenient and painful and devastating at times, but we can’t live without it. What you don’t learn is how hard love is. How much work it takes. How much of ourselves we have to put into it. How it isn’t worth it until we are complete and utter idiots about it.
“ I may be in bits and pieces but I’m giving you the best of me.
“ You love somebody and then you don’t love them anymore. But if you really love somebody, you always love them, don’t you? Isn’t there always some small part of you that reads their horoscope in the paper everyday?
“ I want his fingers to always find the spaces in between mine.
“ I want to take all the people who weren’t made for this world and run away.
“ The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That’s the deal.
“ My head says “who cares?”. My heart says “you do, stupid”.
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[Apr. 25th, 2009|02:10 am] |
Only this moment
Holds us together
Lost in confusion
Feelings are out there
Scared of devotion
Doubting intentions
Deep down inside I know our love will die |
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| the sweet escape |
[Apr. 13th, 2009|10:36 am] |
spongebob: what do you usually do when i am gone?
patrick: wait for you to come back |
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| my love for you would last an eternity |
[Apr. 10th, 2009|11:26 pm] |
the week passed by in a daze. time just seem to slip me by and there is nothing that can be done to reverse the time before all that happened. everything happened so quickly, so swiftly that there is no time to stop and take a breather. it just seemed like yesterday when my sister and i tried to wake my granny up because she was snoring so loudly. ah ma was snoring so loudly till we could not sleep. my sis and i even tried to imitate ah ma like hw we used to and ah ma will ask us to sleep and not make so much noise. ah ma will ask us whats the time already when she heard us giggling but she did not. my sis went to poke granny to ask her to stop snoring but she didnt respond. i used a pillow to poke my ah ma to wake her up and my ah ma is a light sleeper and she would usually be easily awaken by little noise and disturbance but she did not react when i poked her. i called my daddy and he shoke ah ma. but ah ma didnt react. ah ma was still snoring but she didnt react. she did not ask us to stop disturbing her. she did not ask us to stop making so much noise. she just lay on the bed motionless. i heard my dad's voice shaking when he called uncle to ask him what to do. we called the ambulance and rushed granny to the hospital at 6.25am. it has already been 2hours odd since granny started snoring. we didnt think it was anything wrong since ah ma usually snore. we didnt know something was wrong. we just thought it was just like any other day. but it wasnt. 7.00am ttsh. we waited outside a and e and everyone in the family from uncles to aunties, to cousins to nephews all gathered outside, something that it only done during new year. our whole family stood there waiting to hear from granny.
granny had severe bleeding in the brain causing her to be unable to breathe normally hence there was the snoring noises. she remained unconscious even after being admitted to the hospital. ah ma still didnt wake up when all of us were there to see her. ah ma just lay there being kept alive by the oxygen machine. we watched the machine the entire day, we got all jittery and anxious whenever a number on the machine plummeted or soared. we prayed the entire day we cried, we shared our shoulders. the doctor told us to be mentally prepared because granny is too old to undergo any surgery which would probably be not of any help because her condition is too critical. ah ma gave no signal, no warning and there she is. laying there, looking so sicky in bed, hung on tubes, machines and what not. her body rose and drooped with each pump of the oxygen into her body, like she is breathing on her own. but she wasnt.
the whole night we all took turns to stay beside granny to talk to her to be with her. but the next morning on a sunday granny left us she left us and not everyone was there. the doctor said granny may leave on sat but granny is strong and she breathed her last on sun morn. we didnt get to say goodbye to her. my cousin said she left quickly, safely radiantly, happily...
the next five days were busily spent preparing for ah ma. we reminise about all the memories we had with ah ma, what ah ma used to cook for us, how ah ma was always worried about whether we have eaten, whether we are coming home late. she was always constantly worrying for us no matter how much we have grown. her worry for us never cease even till today. the five days bonded the family without ah ma. family and friends came and left. we said our goodbyes we bade ah ma farewell, we prayed and chanted for her to go to heaven, we bought ah ma so much food to eat, burned for her money to spend, aeroplane, car, rocking chair handbags, jewellery, shoes, everything that she can use because we can no longer take care of her. ah ma sorry. sorry for not listening to you always, sorry for always raising my voice at you, sorry for not coming home early on friday when you asked me to. sorry for snubbing you and finding you irritating. sorry ah ma, i havent bought you lots of stuff that you want to eat. i haven bought you pizza, chicken wings, doughnuts, horlicks, i havent cooked for you to eat. i havent done a lot of things with you, i havent said sorry to you, i havent bought you stuff with my own money and you left without saying goodbye. you didnt say goodbye. i dont want friday's goddbye to be the last goodbye, to be the last thing you said to me. you told me to come home earlier on friday, you told me to be careful but i didnt. i didnt. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|10:47 pm] |
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有時候太堅強 笑容卻填不滿眼眶
越是想要隱藏 歌聲就唱的更響亮
直到入到心底最深處 OH~
你不要追問我 還缺了些什麼
每個人都有夢 幸福總站在最遠方
心中越是渴望 越是不敢伸手擁抱
誰的心是我最後一站 OH~
我強問我自己 現在還沒有個答案
我不是你想像那麼勇敢
多想讓你保護能流淚一場
讓我放下武裝 像個孩子一樣
單純的把愛情放在你心上
每個人都有夢 幸福總站在最遠方
心中越是渴望 越是不敢伸手擁抱
誰的心是我最後一站 OH~
我強問我自己 現在還沒有個答案
我不是你想像那麼勇敢
多想讓你保護能流淚一場
讓我放下武裝 像個孩子一樣
單純的把愛情放在你心上
OH~
我不是你想像總是扮演堅強
多想讓你知道我也要個伴
放下討厭武裝 像個孩子一樣
單純的把愛情放在你心上
我不是你想像的那麼勇敢
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 1st, 2009|01:18 pm] |
NOTE TO SELF:
YOU BETTER STOP DOING NONSENSE, USELESS STUFF AND START TO STUDY OTHERWISE YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF IF YOU GET A SUCKY GPA AGAIN. THEN YOU WILL HEAR OTHERS DISCUSSING ABOUT GETTING A/A+ AND YOU? NOTHING. STUDY AND STOP PROCRASTINATING, STOP SQUIRMING ABOUT YOUR CAVE, STOP THINKING ABOUT CHILDISH STUFF, STOP THINKING ABOUT NEGATIVE SHIT, STOP BEING A WIMP, AND START STUDYING.
OTHERWISE YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IN A BIGGIE BIGGIE BIG BIG HOUSE, NEVER EVER DRIVE YOUR OWN CAR, CANNOT BUY AND EAT EXPENSIVE FOOD AND BE A FATTYPIGGY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN OR NOT? NO. THEN START TO STUDY. NO. NOT STUDY. MUG YOUR ASS OFF.
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 1st, 2009|12:47 pm] |
爱一个人应该怎么样？
可能你爱我的方式不是我要的。
怎么觉得自己不重要，没有用，很笨，很幼稚。
我开始自我怀疑自己的价值。
没有了他，感觉失去一切，很迷惘，不知道下一步该怎么走下去。
-credit nana
Am i so insignificant?
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 25th, 2009|10:06 pm] |
Cant you tell that i want to meet you really badly?
Cant you tell that i miss you even before you are going to be away for 5days?
Why do you have to tell me to go home?
Why cant you even tell that i miss you already?
Why is it that things have to end up this way?
WHy do you have to tell me that you cant tell?
thanks. i feel like an idiot on the train without any tissue and looking like a freaking idiot.
thanks thanks. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 25th, 2009|12:16 am] |
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i feel damn bad. i hate people who betray people. and yet i feel guilty for doing so myself. |
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